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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

A24’s tunnel-dark comedy about the stresses of motherhood, illness, a missing person and therapy, with a monumental performance by Rose Byrne.


While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist, played by Conan O'Brien. 


"Bronstein is brilliant at conveying mounting panic and a terrible, all-consuming sadness." Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian. 

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

  • Runtime: 113 minutes
  • Director: Mary Bronstein
  • Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle MacDonald
  • Country: USA
  • Year: 2025
  • Rating: (15)
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